Sometimes the best comedy doesn’t come from comedians. It comes from “behind a computer screen” Monday morning quarterbacks. The people who usually don’t have shit going for them in their life, but they are quick to critique what celebs and other entertainment figures do. This would happen to be one of those instances.
This is a Trina video – yeah I know, just bare with me here – for her new song “My Bitches”. Please don’t stop reading there. Trina, who for all intents and purposes, has been recycling the same tired “Sex sells/I’m the baddest bitch” schtick for the past 15 years, releases her new song for the average everyday bitch. Or is it for five star bitches? I don’t know, I’m confused.
While watching the video, I couldn’t help but think “Wow, some people need to quit while they’re ahead.” This Trina is not the same "Nann Nigga” Trina. Or even “Look Back At It” Trina from a few years ago. Somewhere between fucking Trick Daddy, fucking Lil Wayne, fucking Birdman, fucking B.G., fucking Kenyon Martin, fucking you, fucking me, fucking the hypeman, fucking Kat Stacks, and giving up the pussy to anyone else with a heartbeat and testicles, Trina just looks wore the fuck out. Like, she looks like the old stripper in the strip club that is past the point of lying like “I’m doing this to support my kids or pay my tuition”. The chick that’s the “I’m stripping because I never learned how to love myself” stripper. Trina never learned how to love herself. HNH.
After watching the video, I started to begin a little roast of this trash I was watching. Luckily, the readers of nahright.com already did that for me. Just sit back, grab the tasty beverage of your choice, and enjoy the show.
1. KzA Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
roast beef curtains rap
2. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
musky panties rap
3. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
every chick in that screen shot got a HUD home rap
4. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
IUD birth control rap
5. KzA Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
whole preschool of abortions rap
6. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Clap Rap
7. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
abortion clinic rap
9. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
nursing school rap
10. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Abortion is an effective method of birth control rap
11. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
yeast infected rap
13. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
teenage mother rap
14. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
i hate this bitch next to me rap
15. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
haven’t worn natural hair since middle school rap
16. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Trick Daddy gave me AIDS rap
17. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
heels too small for my feet rap
18. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
niggas aint shit rap
19. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Can you tell I never had a father rap
20. Cashmere Cavalli aka Debonair Cavalier Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
u wanna be my sponsor rap
21. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
high school sophomore girl giving it up to 23 yr old cause he’s got a nice car rap
22. KzA Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Im still talking about my pussy even though I was born in 1978 rap
23. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
sexed every artist that did a FL show rap
24. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
my feet hurt rap
25. &What?! Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Forced to appear in video by abusive boyfriend rap
29. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
look for the companionship of random men because there was never a father figure present rap
30. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
20 for the head, 60 for the pussy rap
31. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
i hope they cant see my kotex in these tight ass shorts rap
32. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
“mama, can you watch him tonight?” rap
34. NovemberEnd Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
light off, double up rap
35. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
one of these bitches stole my purse rap
36. pro-rican Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Im going to Hair school Next year rap
37. KzA Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
rap (it the fuck up)
38. &What?! Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I’ve had more cock than hot meals rap
39. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
1-year-old seed with cornrows and Jordans rap
42. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
all my baby daddies got at least 2 felonies rap
46. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
yes, ill accept a collect call from Tyrone at the state penitentiary rap
47. The Shot Clock Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
wish i’d had weezy’s baby rap
49. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
my baby daddy only beats me cause he loves me rap
50. D. Billz Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
hotdogs and ketchup in the Ooodles of Noodles rap
51. &What?! Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
‘SHOUT 2 MY BADDEZT BITCHS IN DA NIGGA TRINAS VID’ – facebook status rap
52. NovemberEnd Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
u-shaped arch eyebrow rap
54. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
only doing this to pay tuition rap
55. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
My vagina smells like combination of shit and rotten eggs rap
56. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
i wish we didnt have to return these clothes after the photoshoot rap
57. b-ease Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I started fucking bulldykes cause niggas aint shit rap
58. Cypher Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Putting out a sextape next year rap
60. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
im fidna slap this Mexican bitch with the Tina Turner dress rap
61. landlord Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
hurry up i gotta pee rap
62. Cypher Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
We ain’t never had shit rap
63. Cali Sun Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Woke up early to get a fresh weave for this video rap
64. pro-rican Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
He Yours, ya’ll got the same hair rap
65. White and on Nahright Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I’m beautiful no matter what they say hey fuck you where is my wig rap
66. YaDig Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Big titted Everest College education rap
67. Par-City Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
I’mma keep tellin ya’ll i’m STILL the baddest bitch till someone agrees rap
68. LukeDaSkyWaka!!!! Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
My bitches don’t love me rap
69. vhingrhamesonyo'momma Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
I get fisted for singles rap.
70. KC Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
All My Bitches in the video got the same baby daddy rap
71. LukeDaSkyWaka!!!! Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
my bitches kinda look like dudes…. rap.
72. Biggamal Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 12:04 am
“You’ll never see your son again” rap.
73. Dapperdon Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 12:31 am
these aint my bitches they just happened to be on the corner near the shoot rap
74. Lmao Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 12:34 am
I stole this look from Beyonce’s Crazy In Love video rap.
76. PAPOOSE Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 12:39 am
I snuck out of the kitchen to film this video rap
77. :hat Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 12:39 am
gov’ment cheeeese rap
78. WhySoSerious? Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 12:47 am
Behind my back they call me the saddest chick rap.
79. D! Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 1:03 am
I was molested as a child so now I slut it up in videos pretty ironic huh? rap
81. D! Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 1:16 am
You can see the TJ Maxx tags peeking out the side of these heels rap
82. vhingrhamesonyo'momma Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 10:58 am
I smell cod rap
84. vhingrhamesonyo'momma Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 11:01 am
I lost my virginity to my nasty uncle rap
85. vhingrhamesonyo'momma Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Trick Daddy said get his money rap.
86. Damn Shame son Says:
August 9th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Cant Believe you ho’s still trying to money in this rap shit Rap…
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