Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Memorial Day Plans?

It has been a tradition of the president of The United States to lay a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery. Apparently, Barack Obama has decided that he is going to go to Chicago’s Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery instead. It appears that a lot of people are up in arms over the decision.

Glenn Beck said on his radio show:
"I have no problem with the man taking a vacation. But I am sick and tired -- sick and tired -- of people believing the lie that this administration has respect for the police or has respect for the soldiers of our country. I'm tired of it." Source

I can kind of see how the steadfast tradition minded right winger would be a little appalled, but let’s be real. He is still celebrating and recognizing all that those who have served have done for this nation. In addition, he is doing it at an historic landmark, the same landmark named after one of the most influential men in our country’s history. It’s not like he is completely ignoring the holiday. I do not think that you can take from this action that he has no respect for our country's soldiers. Maybe if he sent our soldiers to fight in the desert for causes that were ultimately not worth their lives in wars that we couldn't win then I may have to agree. Is he wrong?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Couldn't Make This Up

Apparently a 22 year old GROWN man decided that he was going to enroll in high school in hopes of becoming some kind of high school phenom. He actually made it through an entire basketball season without getting caught. I have no clue how he thought that he was really going to get away with this though. With Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, ESPN,, get the picture. He had to have known that at some point someone would notice him especially when he was a 25 year old senior in high school. You know what I just thought of...this dude was probably dating girls at the school to. He was like 21 in junior high. SMH

This is one of the stories that you really couldn't make up.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Stuntin Like My Daddy

I know yesterday was Mother's Day, but I wanted to say that I love my father before I started this post. He wasn't the greatest dad in the world, never ballin' out of control and splurging on me, but he was my dad. Most importantly, he taught me how to be a man. He stressed pulling out chairs for women, never laying your hands on a woman, working hard everyday and just owning up to your responsibility. He worked for 20 years and is now fishing or something with the fishing pole they gave him as a retirement gift.

I would always remember as a kid my dad going to the store before big sports games and grabbing a 6-pack of whatever was the cheapest stuff they had. Sometimes Icehouse, sometimes Bud Light, sometimes Natty Ice. He didn't care, as long as it was cheap and he could get the feeling that he was somewhat drinking beer. He was no where near an alcoholic, but he just enjoyed drinking a brew while watching the game. No fault in that.

My man Eddie Winslow sent me this video the other day and I thought to myself "Oh, here's another video of that dumb broad Kat Stacks again." That chick is the epitome of everything that is wrong with hoes these days. HNH. Anywho, I watch the video since its only like 2 minutes long and she goes off on this tirade about Chopper from Da Band smashing that. The first thing I think of is that Chopper, Young City, or whatever he's calling himselves these days, he needs to find the nearest clinic ASAP. Some stuff is untreatable, but for everything else, there's Valtrex. The second thing that came to mind was that "Why is Kat Stacks so famous if she only fucks dudes like Bow Wow, Gudda Gudda & Chopper?" Last time I checked, no one cares about them. I guess its the power of the p-u-s-s-y.

So I'm watching the rest of the video and then this gem hits me over the head like a ton of bricks. For those readers who don't think they can watch the entire post, fast forward to the 1:28 mark.

At the 1:28 mark, Kat Stacks proceeds to crack open a Natty Ice tall boy and pour it into a glass, cup or Mason Jar of some sort. Now, I may not be the smartest person in the world, and I never pretend to be, but if you fuck rap stars for a living, one would think you could afford something better than Natty Ice. Apparently, she's not spending any of that Jae Millz money on her beverage intake. From my illustrious college days, I've had more than my share of Natty Ice and its only a couple notches over Steel Reserve. If you went somewhere and they offered you Natty Ice, you really question how much this person likes you. Natty Ice makes Natty Light taste like Newcastle.

My dad used to drink Natty Ice because it was the cheapest stuff there. Probably the same reason that Kat Stacks drinks it. So I think this chick should be banned from making videos until she can get her budget up a little bit. At least get to the Bud Diesel level or something. I refuse to post or comment on any other video she puts out until she's spilling Cristal like Damon Dash was famous for.


Because I try to be a supporter of dialogue, here's someone else's interpretation of pussy power.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Mixtape Corner: Eminem is the Truth

Check this song out!

Why the hell is Eminem not on every top 10 rapper (dead or alive) list? I have no clue why this dude is left out of countless conversations about the best rapper/lyricist/performer. The fact that Gucci made the 2009 MTV list and not Eminem...SMH. I know he did fall off for a little bit, but he came back with a vengeance. It's like Mariah Carey somehow turned this man into a lyrical Super Sayian. No, it's actually kind of like Kung Fu Hustle where the dude dies and comes back on some whole other shit.

A fellow Winslow family member and I were having a conversation about this the other day. I think it can be contributed to reverse racism. People used to say the only reason people like him is because he's white. I think people like him despite the fact that he's white. Listen to the song. He tore two separate beats to shreds in two minutes and fifteen seconds. That's all he needs, and there was not even a pause between songs. But somehow Gucci Coon is considered relevant. Can anyone tell me why this is?

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Right Back Like I Left Something

Some things are only good the first time around. Like pot roast. Other things retain their luster no matter how long past the expiration date they are. Such as Justin Timberlake’s “Dick In A Box”. Some items are just timeless.

Unless you‘ve been living under a rock for the past five years, you should already know what the Boondocks is. And if you have been living under a rock, how did you even find out about this site? Regardless, the best part of the Boondocks shows isn’t the clips that make the show, but rather the clips that don’t make the show. This stuff is filled with so many inside jokes, offensive material, or just blatant tomfoolery that its not made for a TV audience. And that’s what YouTube stations are for.

In honor of tonight’s Season Three kickoff, we’ve listed below our favorite “For the show but not on the show” clips. Enjoy.

First, The Boondocks' take on "No Homo"

Stinkmeaner weighs in. He is without a doubt the best character on the show. Even better than Ruckus.

The peanut gallery weighs in on Tiger

Not to be forgotten, there were some classic clips from past seasons as well. Such as:

Anything involving Tubesteak is hilarious. For example:

"We Stay Bitchless"

Last but not least, there are two clips featuring the voices from the show which are hilarious.

I Love New York

It Ain't Tricking If You Got It

Show your support and tune in to the Boondocks Season Three. Starting tonight. All of us at CWHL will be doing the same thing.