It has been a tradition of the president of The United States to lay a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery. Apparently, Barack Obama has decided that he is going to go to Chicago’s Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery instead. It appears that a lot of people are up in arms over the decision.
Glenn Beck said on his radio show:
"I have no problem with the man taking a vacation. But I am sick and tired -- sick and tired -- of people believing the lie that this administration has respect for the police or has respect for the soldiers of our country. I'm tired of it." Source
I can kind of see how the steadfast tradition minded right winger would be a little appalled, but let’s be real. He is still celebrating and recognizing all that those who have served have done for this nation. In addition, he is doing it at an historic landmark, the same landmark named after one of the most influential men in our country’s history. It’s not like he is completely ignoring the holiday. I do not think that you can take from this action that he has no respect for our country's soldiers. Maybe if he sent our soldiers to fight in the desert for causes that were ultimately not worth their lives in wars that we couldn't win then I may have to agree. Is he wrong?
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Couldn't Make This Up
Apparently a 22 year old GROWN man decided that he was going to enroll in high school in hopes of becoming some kind of high school phenom. He actually made it through an entire basketball season without getting caught. I have no clue how he thought that he was really going to get away with this though. With Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, ESPN, Rivals.com, Scout.com....you get the picture. He had to have known that at some point someone would notice him especially when he was a 25 year old senior in high school. You know what I just thought of...this dude was probably dating girls at the school to. He was like 21 in junior high. SMH
This is one of the stories that you really couldn't make up.
This is one of the stories that you really couldn't make up.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Stuntin Like My Daddy
I know yesterday was Mother's Day, but I wanted to say that I love my father before I started this post. He wasn't the greatest dad in the world, never ballin' out of control and splurging on me, but he was my dad. Most importantly, he taught me how to be a man. He stressed pulling out chairs for women, never laying your hands on a woman, working hard everyday and just owning up to your responsibility. He worked for 20 years and is now fishing or something with the fishing pole they gave him as a retirement gift.
I would always remember as a kid my dad going to the store before big sports games and grabbing a 6-pack of whatever was the cheapest stuff they had. Sometimes Icehouse, sometimes Bud Light, sometimes Natty Ice. He didn't care, as long as it was cheap and he could get the feeling that he was somewhat drinking beer. He was no where near an alcoholic, but he just enjoyed drinking a brew while watching the game. No fault in that.
My man Eddie Winslow sent me this video the other day and I thought to myself "Oh, here's another video of that dumb broad Kat Stacks again." That chick is the epitome of everything that is wrong with hoes these days. HNH. Anywho, I watch the video since its only like 2 minutes long and she goes off on this tirade about Chopper from Da Band smashing that. The first thing I think of is that Chopper, Young City, or whatever he's calling himselves these days, he needs to find the nearest clinic ASAP. Some stuff is untreatable, but for everything else, there's Valtrex. The second thing that came to mind was that "Why is Kat Stacks so famous if she only fucks dudes like Bow Wow, Gudda Gudda & Chopper?" Last time I checked, no one cares about them. I guess its the power of the p-u-s-s-y.
So I'm watching the rest of the video and then this gem hits me over the head like a ton of bricks. For those readers who don't think they can watch the entire post, fast forward to the 1:28 mark.
At the 1:28 mark, Kat Stacks proceeds to crack open a Natty Ice tall boy and pour it into a glass, cup or Mason Jar of some sort. Now, I may not be the smartest person in the world, and I never pretend to be, but if you fuck rap stars for a living, one would think you could afford something better than Natty Ice. Apparently, she's not spending any of that Jae Millz money on her beverage intake. From my illustrious college days, I've had more than my share of Natty Ice and its only a couple notches over Steel Reserve. If you went somewhere and they offered you Natty Ice, you really question how much this person likes you. Natty Ice makes Natty Light taste like Newcastle.
My dad used to drink Natty Ice because it was the cheapest stuff there. Probably the same reason that Kat Stacks drinks it. So I think this chick should be banned from making videos until she can get her budget up a little bit. At least get to the Bud Diesel level or something. I refuse to post or comment on any other video she puts out until she's spilling Cristal like Damon Dash was famous for.
HNH.
Bonus:
Because I try to be a supporter of dialogue, here's someone else's interpretation of pussy power.
I would always remember as a kid my dad going to the store before big sports games and grabbing a 6-pack of whatever was the cheapest stuff they had. Sometimes Icehouse, sometimes Bud Light, sometimes Natty Ice. He didn't care, as long as it was cheap and he could get the feeling that he was somewhat drinking beer. He was no where near an alcoholic, but he just enjoyed drinking a brew while watching the game. No fault in that.
My man Eddie Winslow sent me this video the other day and I thought to myself "Oh, here's another video of that dumb broad Kat Stacks again." That chick is the epitome of everything that is wrong with hoes these days. HNH. Anywho, I watch the video since its only like 2 minutes long and she goes off on this tirade about Chopper from Da Band smashing that. The first thing I think of is that Chopper, Young City, or whatever he's calling himselves these days, he needs to find the nearest clinic ASAP. Some stuff is untreatable, but for everything else, there's Valtrex. The second thing that came to mind was that "Why is Kat Stacks so famous if she only fucks dudes like Bow Wow, Gudda Gudda & Chopper?" Last time I checked, no one cares about them. I guess its the power of the p-u-s-s-y.
So I'm watching the rest of the video and then this gem hits me over the head like a ton of bricks. For those readers who don't think they can watch the entire post, fast forward to the 1:28 mark.
At the 1:28 mark, Kat Stacks proceeds to crack open a Natty Ice tall boy and pour it into a glass, cup or Mason Jar of some sort. Now, I may not be the smartest person in the world, and I never pretend to be, but if you fuck rap stars for a living, one would think you could afford something better than Natty Ice. Apparently, she's not spending any of that Jae Millz money on her beverage intake. From my illustrious college days, I've had more than my share of Natty Ice and its only a couple notches over Steel Reserve. If you went somewhere and they offered you Natty Ice, you really question how much this person likes you. Natty Ice makes Natty Light taste like Newcastle.
My dad used to drink Natty Ice because it was the cheapest stuff there. Probably the same reason that Kat Stacks drinks it. So I think this chick should be banned from making videos until she can get her budget up a little bit. At least get to the Bud Diesel level or something. I refuse to post or comment on any other video she puts out until she's spilling Cristal like Damon Dash was famous for.
HNH.
Bonus:
Because I try to be a supporter of dialogue, here's someone else's interpretation of pussy power.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Mixtape Corner: Eminem is the Truth
Check this song out!
Why the hell is Eminem not on every top 10 rapper (dead or alive) list? I have no clue why this dude is left out of countless conversations about the best rapper/lyricist/performer. The fact that Gucci made the 2009 MTV list and not Eminem...SMH. I know he did fall off for a little bit, but he came back with a vengeance. It's like Mariah Carey somehow turned this man into a lyrical Super Sayian. No, it's actually kind of like Kung Fu Hustle where the dude dies and comes back on some whole other shit.
A fellow Winslow family member and I were having a conversation about this the other day. I think it can be contributed to reverse racism. People used to say the only reason people like him is because he's white. I think people like him despite the fact that he's white. Listen to the song. He tore two separate beats to shreds in two minutes and fifteen seconds. That's all he needs, and there was not even a pause between songs. But somehow Gucci Coon is considered relevant. Can anyone tell me why this is?
Why the hell is Eminem not on every top 10 rapper (dead or alive) list? I have no clue why this dude is left out of countless conversations about the best rapper/lyricist/performer. The fact that Gucci made the 2009 MTV list and not Eminem...SMH. I know he did fall off for a little bit, but he came back with a vengeance. It's like Mariah Carey somehow turned this man into a lyrical Super Sayian. No, it's actually kind of like Kung Fu Hustle where the dude dies and comes back on some whole other shit.
A fellow Winslow family member and I were having a conversation about this the other day. I think it can be contributed to reverse racism. People used to say the only reason people like him is because he's white. I think people like him despite the fact that he's white. Listen to the song. He tore two separate beats to shreds in two minutes and fifteen seconds. That's all he needs, and there was not even a pause between songs. But somehow Gucci Coon is considered relevant. Can anyone tell me why this is?
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Right Back Like I Left Something
Some things are only good the first time around. Like pot roast. Other things retain their luster no matter how long past the expiration date they are. Such as Justin Timberlake’s “Dick In A Box”. Some items are just timeless.
Unless you‘ve been living under a rock for the past five years, you should already know what the Boondocks is. And if you have been living under a rock, how did you even find out about this site? Regardless, the best part of the Boondocks shows isn’t the clips that make the show, but rather the clips that don’t make the show. This stuff is filled with so many inside jokes, offensive material, or just blatant tomfoolery that its not made for a TV audience. And that’s what YouTube stations are for.
In honor of tonight’s Season Three kickoff, we’ve listed below our favorite “For the show but not on the show” clips. Enjoy.
First, The Boondocks' take on "No Homo"
Stinkmeaner weighs in. He is without a doubt the best character on the show. Even better than Ruckus.
The peanut gallery weighs in on Tiger
Not to be forgotten, there were some classic clips from past seasons as well. Such as:
Anything involving Tubesteak is hilarious. For example:
"We Stay Bitchless"
Last but not least, there are two clips featuring the voices from the show which are hilarious.
I Love New York
It Ain't Tricking If You Got It
Show your support and tune in to the Boondocks Season Three. Starting tonight. All of us at CWHL will be doing the same thing.
Unless you‘ve been living under a rock for the past five years, you should already know what the Boondocks is. And if you have been living under a rock, how did you even find out about this site? Regardless, the best part of the Boondocks shows isn’t the clips that make the show, but rather the clips that don’t make the show. This stuff is filled with so many inside jokes, offensive material, or just blatant tomfoolery that its not made for a TV audience. And that’s what YouTube stations are for.
In honor of tonight’s Season Three kickoff, we’ve listed below our favorite “For the show but not on the show” clips. Enjoy.
First, The Boondocks' take on "No Homo"
Stinkmeaner weighs in. He is without a doubt the best character on the show. Even better than Ruckus.
The peanut gallery weighs in on Tiger
Not to be forgotten, there were some classic clips from past seasons as well. Such as:
Anything involving Tubesteak is hilarious. For example:
"We Stay Bitchless"
Last but not least, there are two clips featuring the voices from the show which are hilarious.
I Love New York
It Ain't Tricking If You Got It
Show your support and tune in to the Boondocks Season Three. Starting tonight. All of us at CWHL will be doing the same thing.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Round 1...Just a later version of Round 1
I'm Lazy and don't check my email...deal with it.
1) JEEP WRANGLERS. It's not so much that I despise the vehicle itself but rather a subsection of individuals who drive them: Shirtless Dudes. I know it's 80 degrees outside and having the windows down in your car is nice, but to take the doors and roof off of your car makes you dumb. I mean seriously, your car doesn't have any fucking doors, its not like you can actually go anywhere. If you park your Wrangler, someone who hates you as much as I do is going to steal your shit purely on principal. Fail. To make matters worse, you also chose to drive around shirtless, proclaiming to all passersby that you're a homo. How could you be so delusional as to assume that people who see you will think your sweet. You are not. You're a giant tool. You're like everyone that's ever been to a Nickelback concert. If you want to drive around with something that doesn't have a roof, get an actual convertible (not a Mazda or Saturn because then your a bigger queer). At least then you can go somewhere without a homeless dude stealing all the shit out of your car. But seriously put your fucking shirt on.
2) AX MEN. Really History channel. I understand that there was a writer's strike and networks were forced to air ridiculous reality shows. I also realize that the general American population is dumb enough to watch reality shows season after season with the exact same plot and different names. I thought you were better than this. You're the History channel, rednecks aren't going to watch you. That's a demographic you should be happy that isn't watching your channel (except for the occasional story about Robert E. Lee). Stop it. Go back to airing cool stuff. Like wars, how shits made, & and outlandish doomsday and conspiracy theories.
3) KATE GOSSELIN. She's everything that's wrong with America. First, you only have 8 kids. By Irish Catholic standards, you're barely half way there. There's literally 1000's of women who have raised more children than you without any help whatsoever. Also their children aren't going to be fucked up in the head when they reach the age of 14. Then there's your pathetic attempts to get sympathy that your husband cheated on you and left you with 8 kids. This one's squarely on you. Everyone in the entire free world knew he was a complete tool the very moment they laid eyes on him. How didn't you pick up on that. Epic fail. The only thing more appalling than you choosing to marry someone who wears Ed Hardy shirts past the age of 27, is the fact that there is another girl dumb enough and slutty enough to be HIS mistress. (Side note: ladies if you want to be known as a stupid whore, be the mistress of a president or golf star)
4) GAY MARRIAGE. Why do people honestly give a fuck if gays want to get married? How does this affect you. It's literally only a tax status, there are no other rights that go along with it. In fact it's actually more beneficial not to get married, because if you do end up divorced the other person doesn't have a legal claim on half your shit. This is just another prime example of people simply having too much time on their hands. There are some many purposeful things to hate (see above), but you've picked something that in no way effects your life. If you're not gay, then why does it matter if gays get married? I just don't get the church groups full of bored house wifes picketing against gay marriage, it's fucking dumb. How about doing something useful, like stopping the 19 year old pot dealer your 15 year old daughter's dating from knocking her up. The only people that have a right to be against gay marriage are really old gay people. They couldn't get the tax benefits of being married for their entire lives, so if they want to make sure that you don't get them out of spite, I'm cool with it.
5) REC LEAGUE FIGHTS. This one just baffles the shit out of me. You pay $40 dollars to play flag football (dek hockey, bowling, basketball, etc.) and then you start fights with the refs and the other team. Your life is really that pathetic that you care about the outcome of a flag football game you're playing hungover, at 10 am on a Sunday. How could the outcome of this event in anyway impact your life. You're probably the same dude that was driving his doorless roofless Wrangler, shirtless, to a Nickelback concert. Find more meaningful things to do with your life. Or kill yourself. But either way, knock it the fuck off.
1) JEEP WRANGLERS. It's not so much that I despise the vehicle itself but rather a subsection of individuals who drive them: Shirtless Dudes. I know it's 80 degrees outside and having the windows down in your car is nice, but to take the doors and roof off of your car makes you dumb. I mean seriously, your car doesn't have any fucking doors, its not like you can actually go anywhere. If you park your Wrangler, someone who hates you as much as I do is going to steal your shit purely on principal. Fail. To make matters worse, you also chose to drive around shirtless, proclaiming to all passersby that you're a homo. How could you be so delusional as to assume that people who see you will think your sweet. You are not. You're a giant tool. You're like everyone that's ever been to a Nickelback concert. If you want to drive around with something that doesn't have a roof, get an actual convertible (not a Mazda or Saturn because then your a bigger queer). At least then you can go somewhere without a homeless dude stealing all the shit out of your car. But seriously put your fucking shirt on.
2) AX MEN. Really History channel. I understand that there was a writer's strike and networks were forced to air ridiculous reality shows. I also realize that the general American population is dumb enough to watch reality shows season after season with the exact same plot and different names. I thought you were better than this. You're the History channel, rednecks aren't going to watch you. That's a demographic you should be happy that isn't watching your channel (except for the occasional story about Robert E. Lee). Stop it. Go back to airing cool stuff. Like wars, how shits made, & and outlandish doomsday and conspiracy theories.
3) KATE GOSSELIN. She's everything that's wrong with America. First, you only have 8 kids. By Irish Catholic standards, you're barely half way there. There's literally 1000's of women who have raised more children than you without any help whatsoever. Also their children aren't going to be fucked up in the head when they reach the age of 14. Then there's your pathetic attempts to get sympathy that your husband cheated on you and left you with 8 kids. This one's squarely on you. Everyone in the entire free world knew he was a complete tool the very moment they laid eyes on him. How didn't you pick up on that. Epic fail. The only thing more appalling than you choosing to marry someone who wears Ed Hardy shirts past the age of 27, is the fact that there is another girl dumb enough and slutty enough to be HIS mistress. (Side note: ladies if you want to be known as a stupid whore, be the mistress of a president or golf star)
4) GAY MARRIAGE. Why do people honestly give a fuck if gays want to get married? How does this affect you. It's literally only a tax status, there are no other rights that go along with it. In fact it's actually more beneficial not to get married, because if you do end up divorced the other person doesn't have a legal claim on half your shit. This is just another prime example of people simply having too much time on their hands. There are some many purposeful things to hate (see above), but you've picked something that in no way effects your life. If you're not gay, then why does it matter if gays get married? I just don't get the church groups full of bored house wifes picketing against gay marriage, it's fucking dumb. How about doing something useful, like stopping the 19 year old pot dealer your 15 year old daughter's dating from knocking her up. The only people that have a right to be against gay marriage are really old gay people. They couldn't get the tax benefits of being married for their entire lives, so if they want to make sure that you don't get them out of spite, I'm cool with it.
5) REC LEAGUE FIGHTS. This one just baffles the shit out of me. You pay $40 dollars to play flag football (dek hockey, bowling, basketball, etc.) and then you start fights with the refs and the other team. Your life is really that pathetic that you care about the outcome of a flag football game you're playing hungover, at 10 am on a Sunday. How could the outcome of this event in anyway impact your life. You're probably the same dude that was driving his doorless roofless Wrangler, shirtless, to a Nickelback concert. Find more meaningful things to do with your life. Or kill yourself. But either way, knock it the fuck off.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Or Die Tryin...
So a few days ago I stumbled across what could be the best straight to DVD release of the year. Maybe ever....
"Caught in the Crossfire"
Isn't that the same guy who joined Jazz choir, told a guy to fuck a pie and said "Suck me beautiful" in American Pie?
Yep, sure is.
Coming this fall Chris Klein and 50 Cent star in the most generic cop drama of all time. Klein's partner is killed and he is out for blood. Using 50 Cent as his snitch to navigate "the hood" and seek revenge, he finds out there is a leak in his department. Through the help of bad guy turned partner, 50 cent, he probably finds the leak, takes on the whole force and lets 50 go at the end like Vin Diesel in "The Fast and the Furious."
I don't know about ya'll, but I'll be digging through the $5 bin for this one when comes to your local Osco. If for no other reason to see if 50 can top his performance in Soul Plane 2.
"Caught in the Crossfire"
Isn't that the same guy who joined Jazz choir, told a guy to fuck a pie and said "Suck me beautiful" in American Pie?
Yep, sure is.
Coming this fall Chris Klein and 50 Cent star in the most generic cop drama of all time. Klein's partner is killed and he is out for blood. Using 50 Cent as his snitch to navigate "the hood" and seek revenge, he finds out there is a leak in his department. Through the help of bad guy turned partner, 50 cent, he probably finds the leak, takes on the whole force and lets 50 go at the end like Vin Diesel in "The Fast and the Furious."
I don't know about ya'll, but I'll be digging through the $5 bin for this one when comes to your local Osco. If for no other reason to see if 50 can top his performance in Soul Plane 2.
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